FLASH GAME: Cage Fight

Dear god, What have I created

Well, here it is. The flash project I've been working on for school. Also the most time I've ever put into any one thing I've posted to this site. I call it, CAGE FIGHT.
A boss battle with a Nicolas Cage...thing.

Be warned, It is pretty hard. I'll admit, after I added the mouth lasers, I haven't been able to beat it myself (without cheating) xD so It will take you more than a few tries to beat it. unless you just cheat d: its pretty easy to figure out how to just avoid everything. but that's no fun.

You use the mouse, and move your cursor to avoid any hazards. You wont have to survive more than a minute or two. Just read the instructions.
And you will need to be on a computer to play it. It doesn't work on mobile devices.


TIPS:
is the game too large for your screen? try holding Ctrl while spinning the mousewheel down.
Meteors getting f*king annoying? try and memorize the pattern they come down in.